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| Introducing Sir Peter Maxwell |
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Sir Peter Maxwell is a billionaire tycoon from Gloucestershire, England. He was born on the 19th January 1956 to the late Peter James Henry Maxwell III and Lady Jane Maxwell nee Smythe.
Sir Peter was a precocious child and showed signs of his business genius from an early age; he started his first business at the age of six when he sold his father's cigars to his school friends. His father soon put a stop to this but took Peter aside and praised his initiative and assured his young son that he would one day be the richest man in the world, in 1996 Peter said of this "my father was a great chap and I fully expected to become the richest man in the world from the age of six". Peter continued his various business ventures throughout his childhood and was a self-made millionaire by the age of eleven. Sir Peter's childhood was idyllic; being raised in the Maxwell family's Gloucestershire estate along side his younger brother Charles Edward Henry Maxwell who tragically died of a drug overdose in 1987 at the age of 27. Sir Peter was devastated by the death of his brother and has since tirelessly campaigned to make aristocratic children aware of the dangers that drugs pose.
After leaving Eton in 1974 Peter attended Oxford University where he studied Fine Art, but gave up after a term due to the course being too easy. Peter's father was furious with his brilliant but disobedient son and forced Peter to go to the United States to attend Harvard business school. Peter arrived at Harvard in 1975 keen to learn the most ruthless business techniques to allow him to achieve his growing vision of profit before people, Peter has since remarked "Harvard did me the world of good, it allowed to mix with likeminded people and to formulate my business strategies"
After Harvard Peter's father arranged for him to attend the Royal Military College Sandhurst with the aim of Peter becoming a General in the British Army. Peter sailed through Sandhurst and developed leadership skills that prompted his commanding officer to remark, "Maxwell is a born leader, one day he will make a tremendous General" Peter went on to join the SAS and rose to the rank of General as his father had predicted, for reasons of national security no more can be said on this subject but Peter has promised to reveal the true nature of his military career in his upcoming autobiography, he promises that his revelations will rock the British establishment and bring down the Monarchy.
In 1978 Peter met the beautiful daughter of Lord William Barclay, Mary Barclay. Peter and Mary enjoyed a whirlwind romance encouraged by both Lord Barclay and Peter's father. The couple married in November 1978, world leaders and captains of industry attended the wedding. After a few years of marriage Peter decided that it was time for his wife to produce Maxwell heirs and started to have sexual relations with his wife on a more regular basis. The result of this was that Peter's first child Elizabeth Jane Maxwell was born on the 31st of May 1980. Peter was somewhat disappointed that his wife hadn't produced a male heir and refused to acknowledge Elizabeth for the first two years of her life but he came round to the idea and has since built a very strong relationship with his daughter
Throughout the 80's Peter was a member of the infamous "Raiders" who were a group of British tycoons making hostile takeover bids for some of the worlds biggest companies. The Raiders asset stripped these companies and caused massive job losses with the sole aim of profit. Peter was widely criticised during this period and was once famously described as a "parasite praying on American business" by a US senator.
In early 1982 tragedy struck the Maxwell dynasty when Peter's father suffered a heart attack whilst on a business trip to Bangkok and died. Peter suddenly found himself to be head of the entire Maxwell dynasty and the quest for male heirs became ever more desperate, but Mary was pregnant again so Peter was hopeful. In the summer of 1982 Mary finally bore Peter the male heir he so desired when Edward James Henry Maxwell was born, Peter was ecstatic to have a son and lavished gifts and affection on the boy and heir to the Maxwell dynasty. Mary disagreed with Peter's blatant favouritism of Edward over Elizabeth and many arguments ensued. Another male child followed in 1985 when Richard Henry Maxwell was born. After the birth of Richard the marriage detoriated rapidly, Peter said of this "At first our marriage was perfect, I mounted her regularly resulting in the births of our three children, but the marriage descended into bitter rivalry during the late eighties when Mary claimed she had “had enough” of my arrogance and adultery. From around autumn 1986 onwards Mary became an intolerable nag, accusing me of ignoring her and cheating on her with numerous mistresses. These claims were unproven of course, although I later admitted I was unfaithful, she had no right to accuse me"
In February 1990 Mary announced that she would be writing a book entitled “Peter & I: The Living Hell” which would reveal her supposed ordeal of being married to one of the richest men in the world. Peter was furious with Mary and made the momentous decision to divorce her. When Peter's lawyers informed Mary that Peter was divorcing her she went wild, and kicked one of the lawyers in the testicles. When Peter heard of this he instructed his personal guards to move her to a lesser Maxwell country estate where she could not gain access to the children during the divorce proceedings. Peter went to see Mary in her new home with good intentions but she became hysterical at not being allowed to see her children so Peter was forced to slap the silliness out of her, After Peter had slapped her she stormed off and managed to evade the guards; she drove through the gates of the estate in her car with great force. She was drunk and the car was found abandoned on a Gloucestershire country lane at around 2am on March 10th 1990. She has never been seen since.
In 1992 the British government decided to honour Peter for his services to British business and awarded him the KBE, from then on in Peter would be referred to as Sir Peter Maxwell, even by his closet friends and family. Sir Peter is quoted as saying "Of course I made my children call me Sir Peter as I feel it is important for a father and dynastic leader to inspire awe and respect in the people below him even if they are his children" Sir Peter used the rest of the 90's to bravely bring his young children up as a single father with the help of his servants of course.
In 2002 Sir Peter decided to travel to Bangkok to mark the 20th anniversary of his fathers death, this proved be an emotional experience but it allowed Sir Peter to say a proper goodbye to his late father. Whilst in Bangkok Sir Peter developed a taste for Thai prostitutes and vowed to buy himself a new Thai wife on the internet as soon as he returned to England. A little over a week later Sir Peter was browsing various Thai Bride websites when he discovered a fine looking wench named Mai, Mai was beautiful and Sir Peter instantly fell in love with her, he reached for his credit card and purchased her that very moment. Sir Peter caught the next flight to Thailand armed only with his love for Mai, Sir Peter and Mai where married within 24 hours and the happy couple made they way back to the Maxwell estate in Gloucestershire.
However Sir Peter soon realised that the marriage was not the fairytale he had originally thought it to be, the moment Mai was in England she refused Peter's marital advances and claimed she had a disabled father in Thailand who would die if Peter did not send $50'000 immediately, Mai claimed she would only consummate the marriage if Peter sent this money to her family. This blackmail was totally unacceptable to Peter and he immediately confined her to her bedroom and refused to feed her unless she came to her senses. Unfortunately these measures had no impact on Mai and Sir Peter was forced to pay his wife for every sexual encounter like she was a common whore. After a few months of this Peter decided enough was enough and divorced Mai, she was sent back to Thailand and thankfully didn't attempt to make a claim for a divorce settlement.
Sir Peter's response to this disappointment was typically flamboyant when he launched a hostile takeover bid for Edison Inc of over $40billion. This would be Peter's first big takeover battle since the late 80's and he threw himself into it with relish. Some of the newspaper headlines at the time included:
Maxwell Is Back – The Mirror
Maxwell: Best Of British – New York Times
Sir Peter Returns – The Financial Times
Return Of The Mackswell – The Sun
The Battle for Edison was finally won in early 2004; Sir Peter was victorious once again and decided to celebrate by finding himself a new wife. Peter's friends urged him to try a Russian woman, as they are the new Thai's in the mail order bride market. Sir Peter spent a few hours browsing various websites and made a shortlist of five women who he would consider for the position of his wife. He then posted details of all five on his blog and invited suggestions from his fans on which he should choose. A beautiful filly by the name of Alexandria won the vote by a mile. Alexandria was 21 years of age, she was truly beautiful with her jet black hair and bright eyes, She would be Sir Peter's third wife, fate had decided it.
This time Sir Peter arranged to go to Moscow to meet Alexandria before he purchased her to avoid any of the problems he encountered with Mai. While Peter was in Moscow he also had dinner with the Russian President Vladimir Putin and asked him for advice on Russian women, Vladimir told Peter that he would be making a wise choice by taking a Russian woman as a wife. When Peter and Alexandria met for the first time it was love at first sight, she was his ideal woman and he would take her as his wife. When the happy couple arrived back in England Sir Peter planned their first marital encounter like it was a military operation, this would be the first woman he has seduced who wasn't a prostitute in nearly two years and he wanted it to be perfect. The first night was a little strange as she obviously didn't speak any English but the language of love is universal and she soon understood Sir Peter's instructions to wear a French maids outfit complete with stockings and suspenders that he had provided for her, she looked absolutely ravishing in the outfit and Sir Peter realised he had made the right choice when he had chosen her as his wife. They had dinner together which was quite pleasant although conversation was a little muted. After dinner Peter had Alexandria clear the table and wash the dishes etc to ascertain her domestic abilities with regard to future training. Once she had completed her tasks he lead her by the hand to the east wing of the mansion where his bedroom is located, she looked excited at the prospect of consummating her marriage. Without going into explicit details Peter mounted her twice and thoroughly enjoyed himself
The next Day Sir Peter had an important meeting to attend in London with Prime Minister Tony Blair so he left Alexandria a list of domestic duties to do whilst he was out. He arrived back from London at around 9.30pm and decided that he and Alexandria would have an early night, as Sir Peter was so tired after his meeting with Tony he told Alexandria to give him a massage, which she duly did. After around 30 minutes of massage he decided to mount her for a few minutes before he went to sleep. After he had finished he told her that he loved her and went to sleep.
Sadly the marriage wasn't to continue in this blissful fashion as Alexandria had trouble settling into her new home and developed a drink problem. Sir Peter worked hard on making his new marriage work and they had finally started to come to an understanding when Alexandria was tragically murdered. The police investigation is still ongoing so no more can be said at this stage but Sir Peter has been devastated by the loss of his treasured wife.
RIP Alexandria Maxwell 1982 - 2004, I will Love You Forever
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